Yeow!
Next time amigo.
Finished.
- Where's my girl? - Fool.
Oh she's cool man. She in there.
She's still fine as hell. So that's it?
Badda Bing. You out of the game.
- Done with the whole trade? - Yeah.
Well that's the whole problem Bosco. You either keep doing that
or you can do a fifteen year bid in the Mexican prison
with Chito's cousin and them. Same old shit.
You choose how to flush the toilet brother. That's right.
Easy way or the hard way
Watch yourself B.A now. You gonna lose your order of spin here.
What's up girl? You miss me?
'Cause I missed you. I did.
It's been too long baby. Way too long.
Heck of a place. Just a heck of a beautiful place.
Is this a time share? I'd love to get in on this.
I like this whole Santa Fe motif you've got going here Rico.
Very Arizona, very Tex Mex. It's good.
Maybe we can get the guy in my six to whip up a couple quesadillas you know.
Americano, Gringo Army intelligence.
- Who's that? - You man.
- Not so intelligent because you're stuck in some tires man. - I'm happy. I'm happy.
It doesn't get any better than this right?
I'm living the dream.
You're think you're going to come here...
Well fist of all, she's so hot and uh...
we both hate you so that's just sort of how...
Good Morning!
Now it's a party! Is that your best shot?
Now it's a party!
Whoa!
- Oh, hell no. - Slide over... slowly.
You jackin' me? What is this?
Opposite day?
I'm not a thief but if I don't reach my friend in time,
then he dies.
If you ain't a thief I guarantee you ain't a killer.
Take your left hand off the wheel, and your right hand off the shifter.
- Now. - You ain't gonna shoot me in the head Pops.
You know that ain't happenin'.
What the hell's wrong with you man? You shoot a total stranger?
I don't even know you fool. Damn!
Oh it will heal I promise.
Here wrap it in this.
I know how to make a tourniquet fool.
I know it hurts but I had to make a point with you.
That ain't what's pissin' me off.
You shooting my van that's what's pissing me off man.
What's wrong with you?
- You Army Ranger son? - Be real careful what you say next Pops.
You be ready to empty that burner if you start shit talkin' my battalion.
- Colonel Hanibal Smith. 75th Ranger Regiment. - 4th Battallion. Fort Bean, Georgia.
I know who you are sir. Corporal B.A. Baracus.
I mean the words out. Dishonorable discharge For some bullshit.
I don't subscribe to coincidence Corporal.
I believe that no matter how random things might appear,
there still a plan.
Out here in the middle of the Mexican desert, when I need it the most.
I find a fellow Ranger.
Now I need your help to save another.
Your rescue is on the way.
Your rescue is coming? We fed him to the rotweillers
about an hour ago.
Do you realize that you actually believe that you got me.
You actually think you're going to kill me.
- Can you drive? - Better than anybody you've ever seen sir.
In two minutes I'm going to be having a cold beer.
And you will be on fire. Take care my friend.
Alpha, Mike...
Foxtrot.
Think about it.
Adios! Mother Fu...
Hannibal.
What are you doing?
Get in.
B.A. Move!
This is bullshit!
Please stop, please stop, ow! Please stop.
How's your day going?
This is not gonna taste good.
Oh baby, I just threw up. Let me get some gum.
Did you see that? Did you see Tuco's face?
When you came over that was unbelievable!
- How many times did I say it? - I mean your timing was perfect.
- How many times did I say it Face?
I told you to take down Tuco alone.
You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't have the Hannibal Smith "How To" manual.
- I had to move. - That move snowballed, Face.
You almost got yourself killed.
You almost got me killed.
You almost got him killed.
Thank you Peck.
Baracus. It's all good.
I was trying to save her.
Save her?
Yeah.
Save her?
Yeah.
How?
Please do share with us your plan Face.
Okay, I hadn't thought about that yet.
Exactly. I had to.
- Pike. - Boss.
- Still trampling the same dirt? - I am unfortunately.
- So what have you got for me? - I've got a fast bird doin' pizza runs.
- Call sign it Hatchet. - Hatchet?
This is yours. And your pilot, if you want to call him that is somewhere inside.
- Be careful boss. - I owe you one.
- Okay, let's not wait to brag though. - Three years.
How am I going to leave my girl like this? After all that I had to fight to get her back.
Leave the keys and we'll come back for her.
Find a treatment room Corporal. Make it quick.
I'm going to find our pilot.
Oh hey doc. You got a second for a wounded vet?
Hardly that great of a combat pilot. You ask him, he thinks he's the best in the world.
But he's a functioning lunatic.
Last week he tried to escape by jump starting an ambulance.
My kind of guy.
- It almost hit your tattoo there. - Has anybody seen Mr.. Murdock?
The old Ranger tatt.
Would you think I was crazy if I told you I had one of these?
- Stuck on two eyes man. - Mr. Murdock?
Not while I'm operating nurse.
- Not now. - Why are you off the ward?
Is that gas? Is that you?
- I smell gas. - What do you mean ward?
- This man is a patient here. - Don't listen to her, she's crazy.
- Honestly, I am practicing doctor at John Hopkins... - Is he actually working on you?
- You asked him to do a lightning bolt? - I didn't ask for no lightning bolt.
What's wrong with this fool?
- You're on fire man. - What? What's that?
- You Rangers are awesome. - Are you crazy?!
Hey! Hey! Come on!
Back off!
Back off! This is a hospital.
- Everybody's met Mr. Murdock. - Met him? He lit my arm on fire.
- He stitched a lightning bolt in mine man. - Look at me son.
I'm told you're a hell of a chopper pilot.
- The best sir. - I'm not getting on a chopper with this nut job.
- That's a good... is he another one of your projects? - I'm a real soldier
- I'm a Ranger baby! - I'm worried!
- I'm a Ranger sir. - That's good enough for me.
You've been released into our care and reinstated... Captain.
Thank you sir.
Let's get the hell out of here.
You gorgeous old rust bucket you, did you miss your daddy?
Face, what's the most important part of a well oiled plan?
To be one step ahead of the enemy. Not be running away from him.
- Who say's we're running away? - What. We're going to go in this dinosaur with this freak show?
You spin me right round baby right round...
- Rotors are good sir. - Who is this guy?
- Come on let's go. - Murdock, get this thing in the air.
Hold on boys! I'm goin' to try something I saw in a cartoon once.
What are you talking about cartoons for? Get us the hell out of here!
We got a hot chopper to the six!
I'm awesome boys! I'm awesome!
Oh heads up!
- I see you gringo. - You pancaked my van!
- I'm going to kill you fool. - You, you can't park there that's a handicapped zone.
- I knew you were crazy! I knew you were crazy! - This is a mistake
Fire! Fire! Fire!!
Low man's cut!
I've never done this before.
- Did you see that?! - Did you see how he turned the helicopter?
- You got to love some good air to air combat hey boys? - Don't look at me look out there!
- He's only got heat seekers left! - Captain, get us out of here!
Hold on this could get ugly. Here we go.
Come on... come on baby, climb.
- Fire the missiles! - Whoah! Missiles.
Come on. That's how we deal with heat seekers chaps!
We go cold.
Face, get him in here!
Oh shit!... Oh shit!!
- Get a hold!! - Restart... restart...
Close the door! I know you're Airborn Rangers but that was ridiculous!
You're going to be okay.
Boss, the idea's to kill Tuco, not the other way around!
One step ahead of the game isn't the plan kid.
Two to three steps ahead.
Beating an enemies move before it's even made. That's a plan.
Hatchet, Hatchet. Lock on my LC.
General Tuco, you are currently engaged in unauthorized
warfare on United States military personnel.
No no no no no no. You engaged me!
Repeat! You are engaged in unauthorized warfare
on United States military personnel.
Over United States air space.
- What? - Alpha, Mike...
Foxtrot!!
In other words... Adios! Mother Fu... !!
- Well done Captain. - That was awesome!
- That wasn't awesome! - You are a genius!
- I'm never flying again that's it. - Oh! I never should have doubted you boss!
There's a plan in everything kid.
And I love it when a plan comes together.
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Dung batter cooking nothing like it.
Face, you want it napalmed or nuked?
Oh nuke it... nuke it!
Murdock, burn the hell out of that thing.
- Like it was damned. - Burn the whole place down buddy.
- You want secret sauce? - No no no no no not antifreeze.
The secret sauce? You crazy, everybody knows.
No one can do an antifreeze marinade like you can Murdock.
But, I got a little bells palsy the last time I ate that.
It's only partial paralysis. Come on, take it like a man.
Yes sir, having that conversation right now I've got it well in hand sir.
I don't think you want me to be in the field partially paralyzed bud.
Visitors...
Yeah...
Wow. I'm a little taken back I'm not going to lie.
- Lieutenant... - Oh I'm sorry am I supposed to call you Lieutenant back?
- No, you're supposed to call me Captain. - Captain... Captain?
- That's right. - Captain Crust. Look at you.
Wow! So I guess you said no to the kids, no to the family.
- Just no ladder you can't climb huh? - No honey, I just said no to you.
Hello my name's Percy Would you like some pork?
If I broke every bone in your hand could you still do that?
This is crazy, three years. We haven't seen each other for three years.. this is what we're going to talk about?
What would you like to discuss?
- Did you take my Steely Dan CD? - I'm not even going to respond to that.
We listened to it like nine times in a row,
we were drinking that crappy Cabernet remember that?
We were doing something else... what were we doing?
Do you remember what it was we were doing?
It was in a bedroom... you don't remember?
The only thing I remember is leaving.
Which is... my fondest memory of you.
You guys are the best. Stay out of trouble.
- You hear me? - Take care.
Keep that on.
Colonel, my name is Lynch, I'm with Central Intelligence.
I knew a company man named Lynch back in the first Desert Storm.
Yeah, I come from a long line of Lynches.
You ever stop to consider maybe the reason nobody trusts the CIA
is because nobody knows your real names?
What can I do for you Mr. Lynch?
I need you to help me stop Saddam's former flunkies
from stealing over a billion dollars in the next thirty hours.
Now the only mint outside of the US capable of printing our money,
belonged to the Shah of Iran. During the Iran/Iraq war, it went missing.
Rumor was Saddam had stolen it.
And we stole it back during Desert Storm.
Well we didn't get the engravement plates.
That didn't matter. They would have had to rebuild the mint just to print those bills.
Well sir, that's happening as we speak.
Thadine thugs have seized what's left
of the Iraqi national mint to run off billions of dollars,
in unbacked American currency.
How are they planning on moving the plates and a billion dollars out of Baghdad?
Armored convoy, manned with former... Iraqi spec ops.
- Yeah. - High speed shoot to kill types.
So how do you plan on stopping them?
Listen... there's some rumors about some top secret plates
being smuggled out of the city by Saddam loyalists.
Do you know anything about this?
Seriously, if you're going to make a play for these plates I'm waving you off right now.
Because it's my responsibility and it's my ass.
I'm serious... Face? I'm court marshalling you.
Ooh... okay.
Hey! Get the memo.
Tell your beloved Colonel Smith.
And stay the hell out of Baghdad.
You know... you never came back. I thought you were going to come back.
Well, this is me... coming back.
You think those clowns could really pull this off?
Listen, listen I would never tell him this
but they are the best damn section unit in the four branches.
- And they specialize in the ridiculous. - Diablo!
I'm getting the rest of them. Do not let them out of your sight!
- Doesn't Diablo mean devil? - Yeah man!
God damn it Hannibal, what do you want me to do?
If this were my operation and you wanted it, you'd have the mission.
You let Black Forest deploy on this and it's an international incident
I promise you. They're not soldiers... They're frat boys with trigger fingers.
- Who's running the ground team? - Brad Pike.
Pike? He's a thug... he's a cartoon character, come on!
Hannibal we have been ordered. Ordered, mind you,
to stay out of Baghdad. Cut, dried, the end.
General, we should find him a little wiggle room. Don't you think?
You know, I knew another Lynch CIA stooge.
Stationed in Laos '68.
No relation.
Are you sure? Because you remind me of him.
I'm due in Kabul in a few hours.
Back here in 48 assuming we're green and go.
Notify me otherwise.
He's wearing body armour in the HQ.
And that should tell you everything you need to know about the CIA.
I want you to know this is not about you losing a step Hal.
Hey, hey! I'm ten times the man I was when you met me.
- And twice as fast. - Uh huh.
Russ, the boys and I can get this done minus the bloodshed.
Those plates can do all kinds of damage.
- Don't make me beg. - I'd hate to se you beg Hal.
You've been my friend for a long time.
More importantly you and those boys have
possibly been the most valuable military asset
I have ever had at my disposal.
Now... you asked me not to make you beg.
Right now I'm begging you.
Hannibal... please...
Let this one go.
Listen BA, we're extending our stay a little bit.
We're going back into Baghdad.
I thought we was ordered to stay out of Baghdad?
- That's true but I'm... - Smith.
Pike.
I understand you and your grunts are now stealing my gigs. I don't like that.
I figured you Black Forest guys would be busy installing a dictatorship or
overthrowing a democracy somewhere.
It's still the weekend yet. That's nine to five stuff... Pops.
Look at you clowns you're not soldiers.
You're assassins in polo shirts.
We make in a week what you guys make in a year.
Cash don't buy guts kid...
or brains.
And you're short on both.
This is Morrison's base. Bug out of my op.
I'm telling you, there's a reason she came back.
Face, I told you forget about her.
- The level of ambition on this woman... - I ain't stepping foot in any type of aircraft Hannibal.
No gliders... paper planes ultralights.
- Are you ever going to let me live that down? - No
Mexico was a long time ago and I saved your life.
How about thanking me for not whooping your ass at that hospital.
I was an Airborn Ranger until I met you.
- And you chickened out just like... - 263 jumps.
- Just a thank you would have been nice. - And one helicopter ride with you screws it up.
- Airborn Ranger with a fear of flying... like a punk. - B.A., for the last time.
Nobody leaves the truck once we take it over.
Okay?
Staging, movement, action plan.
And here's a nice read for you.
Aw, hell yeah Hannibal, this is it right here.
This is bat shit insane.
- It's perfect. - I don't man... this is beyond nuts boss.
It gets better.
BA, you'll need a piece of contoured metal to make a skid plate.
- Let's go fool. - Murdock, we'll need a car battery too.
See if the boys at Black Forest can help us out.
Press credentials... we need them.
Hit the media tent. See what's lying around.
Oy, my friend. I see you've put the South African microphone at the bottom.
You can't always put the CNN on top.
There's two mike stands you gotta make sure there's someone...
Murdock, we need a news camera.
See what you can do.
Hi sorry, uh... sorry oh... sorry... sorry.
Hello I'm... I'm in love with you.
Listen.. we're doing preliminary cov... of what are we talking about?
the pullout!
We're going to need airbags. Lots of them.
- Le Monde.
Oh, you're French...
- Hello this is General Parker I need... - It's for you.
You can call an air strike on yourself.
- We're good mate... meet you back there. - No, okay I think we need to get back to the...
I think you need to understand what I'm telling you right now.
BA we're going to need a magnet.
Yeah!!
A powerful one.
Have you ever seen Blue Man group?
I'll pick up the rest.
I'm just going to go for it.
Ooh la la.
What would you give for one chance,
to come back here and tell our enemies,
that they may take our lives but they'll never take...
our freedom!!
Ready to go downtown? Good luck.
Give 'em hell.
General Morrison... where is Hannibal Smith?
They go mobile in three hours.
The plates...
and over a billion dollars will be loaded in the back of a semi at the mint.
They're over land for exactly 4.6 miles before they reach the bridge.
That's our window and it closes fast.
These guys will go weapons hot at the first whisper of trouble.
Face, your point of entry is under the hotel.
It will be packed with foreign press and private security.
BA, you're in this alleyway with a stopwatch.
- Make sure the bike is V twins or better. - I got something a whole lot better.
What about me boss man?
I had a little helicopter here someplace.
You got some battle rolls... some mid air stalls?
I'm looking for my next near death experience.
Only on support this time Captain. But I'll get you in on th next one... I promise.
BA, I need you to pop that clutch at 06:30.
Is that me? Oh no I forgot I'm in an Iraqi sewer. Thanks boss!
Timing... is everything Face.
This is all about the bulls-eyes.
Why not?
Under the semi, you will take out the truck directly behind you.
Now these guys are going to be on to you Face. BA that's your cue for throttle.
Be sure to look both ways before crossing.
And have a nice full tank of gas.
There will be multiple hostiles on board BA.
Escort them from the premises.
If any stragglers sneak up behind don't worry, I got your back.
Got ya kid!
That's all fine in theory but I still don't see how we get out of Baghdad.
I do.
- BA! Hang a right. - All right, hang on!
- Watch out, watch out. - Heads down.
Nice one BA!
Face, get the airbags!
Got to make sure this thing stays locked for later.
Beautiful.
One... two... three.
Hey boss! The airbags do deploy on impact right?
BA get in the container!
Contact rear!
Okay this is the part of the plan I don't trust.
Don't worry Face, the ropes will hold.
If I was worried I'd be nailing myself to the container right now.
Hang on boys!
Come on I smoked you! Did you boys see that down there?
- Colonel! - What is that fool doing here? Don't lock me in here.
Hey boss, you ever play that game at the fun fair where you try to pick up a stuffed animal with the claw?
- This is a lot like that. - Taking!
Did you lock this? ! You locked me in here!
- Would you... are you listening?! - I got you.
- I'm going to kill you fool! - Boss... is that Bosco?
- Get me out of here!!! - Oh that's not good... he is not happy.
- Boss... we are in the net. - Copy that.
I will be there in five I've got a big bottle of blue label waiting.
A bottle? Make it a case. See you in a few.
- Who's going to let him out? - You!
What you don't realize is... now I got to kill all y'all.
I'll kill all y'all!!!
Boss, maybe... let me try something.
Go for it.
Is it weird that I'm more scared now than what we just did?
- Bosco... it's Murdock. - Murdock open this door!!
I'll make you some of that coconut curry tapenade that you love.
Ooh that might work.
- With toast points? - Well hell yeah with toast points.
You thought we were going to have that with plain old chips?
- You tricked me! - There he is...
- Come on! - Get away from me man!
My arteries just about... you should know better! You know I hate flying.
I'm sweating! I stink! And I can't spend none of that money.
- Money can't buy happiness. - Damn man!
Hey Murdock, you cook it tonight! You better get your apron on.
I love it when a plan comes together.
- Hannibal, who was that?! - Was that the General?!
General! Ross?!
My God.
Pike.
Contact rear!
After conferring, we've decided to demote you to the rank of first lieutenant.
Lieutenant Sosa, it's nothing personal but you lost those plates.
- Those were your responsibility. - Consider yourself lucky, others are going to
- prison over this. - Good day Director MacReady. Lieutenant, you're dismissed.
Colonel Smith, this court has been unable to recover any direct order from General Morrison,
for you to conduct the mission for which you're being tried.
Your Honor this was a covert operation and no official orders were given.
So the one individual who could verify the legitimacy of this operation is deceased. Is that correct Colonel?
No Your Honor, not deceased.
- General Morrison was murdered. - Colonel, I've been on a long time
seen units like yours they're outlaws
units like that pose a direct threat to the fabric and fundamentals of our military.
Your Honor, why hasn't Black Forest been brought to trial?
Black Forrest and its personnel are not subject to military jurisdiction.
Where's the plan boss? Where's the escape package?
This mission isn't over Lieutenant.
I'll clear our names. We find Pike and the plates.
No matter what.
Your Honors, these men were acting under my command.
Any judgment should be levied against me and me alone.
Absolutely not sir, we were all participating in this operation willingly.
- I don't want to be tried separately. - I refuse to be tried separately sir.
In accordance with the uniform code of military justice
this court is rendering guilty verdicts for each member of this Alpha unit.
Or 'A-Team'.
And mandating incarceration in separate maximum security facilities
for a period of up to ten years. You are all hereby stripped of formal rank.
and dishonorably discharged.
- This is bullshit man. - This session is adjourned.
- At Black Forest what... ? - You disgraced me.
- Absolute disgrace! - Are you happy?
- Colonel, control your men! - Get your hands off me!
Well hello Mr. Lynch. Long time.
You look very relaxed Lynch. A lot of cameras in here.
Yeah there are. Yeah well, they seem to be having some technical issues at the moment.
I may not show up until playback. Hannibal, can I call you Hannibal?
Can't call you Colonel any more.
Six months been waiting for you.
Bust out of here and round up the rest of the Backstreet Boys and lead me to those plates.
Six months and not a peep.
Everybody thought you and your team were working with Pike.
Everybody except you. Pike murdered Morrison.
Set me and my boys up and stole those plates.
And I know where he is.
Nobody knows where he is.
There's a single image of him. Taken about a month ago somewhere in Europe.
We think it's a grab from the CCTV camera.
Frankfurt, Germany.
- How did you get that in here? - Time, Lynch.
Give me a minute, I'm good. If I've got an hour, I'm great.
You give me six months, I'm unbeatable.
I know Pike, who's the Arab?
We don't know.
We think he's the 'Deep Dark'. Hidden hand in this whole thing.
Maybe a broker, maybe a buyer.
Lynch, we have common enemies and you have limited choices.
My team is still your best shot at getting those plates back.
- I wouldn't be so sure? - Then why did you make the long drive out here?
You and your boys at Langley want your own private printing press.
That's about as deep as your patriotism goes.
So what would you need from me?
I swore to my team that I would clear our names.
You of all people must understand the value of a name.
Listen, I want full reinstatement and clean records for myself, and my team.
I can't get you out here. Not legally at least.
This is something the boys in Langley do very very well.
Make sure the dosage is right.
And when I say right I mean perfect.
Cuban... what a shame.
You are not... permitted... in... my... dojo!!!
So, Satan walks into this bar.
Wait a minute what's this? A lap pool? A dry steam room?
Yeah. It will go a long way with the boys.
How in the hell do you pull this off?
- It's not who you know Bob, it's how you know them. - Oh, did your boy get back from Afghanistan?
Yeah thanks for getting him home. His mother and I are real grateful.
- Captain... - Hey
You left something on the bed.
- You could have hid those. - Why would I want to do that?
Drive me crazy. I'll see you at eight.
- Hey LT thanks for the boots. - Ah come on, it's my pleasure baby.
Smith has escaped Lieutenant.
Let me go after him.
Smith and his team are working with Brock Pike and Black Forest.
I can get those plates back for you sir.
You know I can.
Holler what? Holler who?
Hey, hey! Let me out!
Hey, hey hey!!!
You are... really tanned.
Seal that up nobody goes in there.
Log in pages from day in question have been removed.
- Why does that not surprise me? - Torn out.
The cigar was in the spine of that book.
- Wow, subtle. - Now, get this.
Now, this is surveillance from all around the prisoner right?
Now what you're watching is a signal jammer this is high tech stuff.
It sends a jamming signal in front of every camera every time we might get a glimpse of him.
We see nothing. Nobody knows who he is.
Which begs a bigger question. Did the CIA visit Smith in prison?
it sounds kind of crazy but I think the CIA broke him out.
- Who put us on? - The same guy who put us on in Baghdad.
Lynch, CIA.
What are we talking about? Clean records? Reinstatements?
- All of the above. - What about Pike? And the plates.
Payback.
- I take it you didn't get religion inside. - No, I got revenge.
Good.
I know a couple guys that will feel the exact same way.
I'm counting on it.
Emergency exit now... Hannibal.
Baracus! Don't do it!
Where's he going?
Baracus, god damn it!
- Sosa. - Baracus and Peck are already gone.
- What? - Murdock is the only one left, and he's in Germany.
How did you know that once that door was extracted that it would take his weight.
- I just did, he's you know he's what 225... 230lbs? - 230 yeah.
Do you remember the gag we did in...
- Venezuela seven years ago? - Venezuela yeah, yeah yes.
But that was a midget.
- There he is. - He's back.
- It's good to be back man. - My man.
- It's good to see you brother. - You too bro, you too.
- Thanks man. - You're welcome.
Good to see you guys.
- What? - Where's the mohawk?
What? You don't like my new do man?
Do I like it? We got you the clippers, I thought...
Yeah I used them.
Hey, what's up big guy?
Come on, you can speak to us.
You guy's, hmm...
I can't kill anybody.
- What do you mean? - I've taken a vow.
- Vow? - I'll still do things with you guys. You know that.
But I just can't kill man. Old habits may die hard but,
they still gotta die.
When I was a kid, all you'd hear in the 'hood was...
Bosco's a bad ass out collecting scalps.
That's where the mohawk came from.
- I was always at war. - That's what warriors are for.
I don't know man. I don't miss that life.
I'll help you get Murdock right there ain't a problem, but...
- I can't kill. - Even Pike?
- Even if killing him would clear your name? - My conscience is the only thing I need.
Now, where is that crazy ass fool?
Hey Murdock, you got a package from Annabelle Smith.
Wow it's so real.
I now knight you... sir you have to put your head down. Stand up and do it again.
When you kneel put your head down straight away.
Looking me in the eye is disrespectful you understand?
Movie, movie...
You're looking me in the eye now, that's wrong.
Movie, movie, movie. Movie, movie, movie.
Movie shit.
- Excuse me, can I help you with something? - Yes, Captain Murdock. Where is he?
- Right through there. - Thank you.
El Diablo...
Okay, , settle down. No talking during the movie.
Captain Murdock. You remember me? From Baghdad.
- Okay this is pointless, this guy is fried. - Yeah, there's a reason why he's here.
And his entire team has escaped except, him.
- Movie!
Take a look around anyway just to make sure he's alone.
- Oh Captain! Your chariot awaits. - Sorry boys, gotta run.
Can't finish the movie. Do let me know how it ends.
Charisa where are you hiding? Stay beautiful baby.
Get the truck!
- These guys are shooting at us! - I can see these bullets in 3D!
- Get in here! - It's like we're actually being shot at!
You are getting shot at you crazy ass fool.
- Stop right there! - Ram it!
Hey! I said halt!
Yaa whoo hoo hoo!
Damn! Sorry dude.
- It looks like they're heading for the tarmac. - Lets go, let's go, let's go.
- Gentlemen. - Holy shit!
Are any of you armed and/or wanted federal fugitives?
- No. - Well we're both, which means.
- You're taking the plane? - And that's why I joined the army.
- Man up and get in there! - Best and brightest, appreciate it boys that will be all.
- Anyone got the keys? I just need the keys. - What! What? What you talking about keys?
- I do need keys. - For what? This is a bad idea.
We just broke this guy out of the psych ward.
- Hannibal, you let the real pilots go? - BA relax, you're going to be fine.
- Here take one of these. - Will they knock me out?
They better knock me out.
- Cause if they don't I'm gonna knock you out. - Bosco, the buttons are confusing me I don't...
- Shut up Murdock! - Come on Murdock, let's go.
- I'm turning myself in. - Come on, come on Murdock.
I got lucky.
Hang on boys.
Stop.
- Face, your girlfriend's back. - Reverse now.
Move your ass!
- The C130 vs. the Mercedes Benz. - Take us off Murdock.
- Faster! - I've got it pinned!
Holy!
Get us to flight control.
Ladies and Gentlemen we are expecting slight turbulence, please remain in your seats,
until the captain has turned off the fasten seatbelt sign.
Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane!
- What the hell is that? - That...
We've got sub swirling UAV's and missile lock!
And they bring down planes all the time.
Okay they're coming in launching counter measures!